English / Chinese Translation
I don't normal put jokes on blog but this is really funny. Enjoy it!英文考?
有一次小瑞的英文期中考中翻英?目是:
1.我穿上外套,???我的第一??子掉了
2.他?到???? 就去接起了??
答案??是
1. I put on my coat and found its first buttum was gone.
2. He heard the phone ring and went to get the call.
但小瑞的答案是
1.Shit!
2.Hello~
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What's your name?
坊?的??班?了?取英文??的市?,常常?明一些?厘?的英文?音妙?,??
其 ?神奇的翻法如後:
> sentimental 山???
> electronic 伊拉克戳你
> digital 低?透了
> sometimes 三太子
> Come on! Let's go! 快?拉死狗
> 不?最??的是──
> What's your name? 竟然翻成........................「花枝???」。
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用中文??英文
一位父?正在?查?子的英??本,突然他翻到?其恐怖的一?:
> yes-?死
> nice-奶死
> bus-爸死
> mouth-?死
> jeeps-姐死
> girls-哥死
> 最後是was-我死。
他老爸最後在後面加上??:kiss-?死!
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