YY's Little O.L. Notes

Friday, November 26, 2004

English / Chinese Translation

I don't normal put jokes on blog but this is really funny. Enjoy it!

英文考?

有一次小瑞的英文期中考中翻英?目是:
 1.我穿上外套,???我的第一??子掉了
 2.他?到???? 就去接起了??
 答案??是
 1. I put on my coat and found its first buttum was gone.
 2. He heard the phone ring and went to get the call.
但小瑞的答案是
 1.Shit!
 2.Hello~

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What's your name?

坊?的??班?了?取英文??的市?,常常?明一些?厘?的英文?音妙?,??

?神奇的翻法如後:
>  sentimental 山???
>  electronic 伊拉克戳你
>  digital 低?透了
>  sometimes 三太子
>  Come on! Let's go! 快?拉死狗
>  不?最??的是──
>  What's your name? 竟然翻成........................「花枝???」。

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用中文??英文
一位父?正在?查?子的英??本,突然他翻到?其恐怖的一?:
>  yes-?死
>  nice-奶死
>  bus-爸死
>  mouth-?死
>  jeeps-姐死
>  girls-哥死
>  最後是was-我死。

他老爸最後在後面加上??:kiss-?死!

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